Quote of the day

"Whatever you give a women, she will make greater

If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

5 DON'TS when you are sleeping.

1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.


2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.


3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mo! bile phone near you, switch it off first.


4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

Lastly.....


5 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up again. : )

Kenapa Kebanyakan Syarikat MLM Gagal??

Anda seorang ahli MLM atau anda ada terfikir untuk menyertai syarikat
MLM??

Sila baca laporan ini terlebih dahulu:

1. Pasaran terbatas dan cepat tepu. Bisnes jaringan banyak bergantung kepada perkembangan ahli2. Bagaimana keahlian boleh berkembang besar jika pasaran bagi sesuatu syarikat itu amat terhad disekitar “ local market “ saja.

2. Pelan pemasaran tidak cukup pintar dan tidak berkonsepkan “ satu untuk semua & semua untuk satu “. Kemasukan satu unit ahli baru hanya memberi sumbangan kepada sebahagian ahli diatas dan tidak kepada keseluruhan ahli yang ada dalam jaringan. Begitu juga maintenance / belian yang dilakukan oleh setiap ahli dalam syarikat tersebut tidak memberi sumbangan secara menyeluruh kepada keseluruhan ahli sebaliknya hanya menguntungkan mereka2 yang terdahulu yang berada dalam rangkaian tertentu. Dengan kata lain, pelan pemasaran tersebut berkonsepkan pecah & belah yang menyebabkan wujud ribuan jaringan berasingan dalam sistem geneologi syarikat tersebut. Pelan sebegini sebenarnya tidak menguntungkan ahli2 terkemudian sekalipun ia bercirikan auto spillover ( sistem limpahan auto ).

3. Insentif yang disediakan bersifat “ yoyo “ iaitu tidak tetap dan boleh berkurangan sekali pun seseorang ahli itu setia dan lama bersama syarikat tersebut. Sewajarnya semakin lama seseorang ahli itu setia, maka bonus seharusnya semakin bertambah dari masa ke semasa tetapi ini tidak berlaku dalam hampir semua syarikat mlm yang ada.

4. Produk yang kurang bersesuaian dan sukar untuk menembusi pasaran luar / global kerana terikat dengan peraturan & polisi sesuatu negara. Produk sebegini ( khususnya produk fizikal ) memerlukan masa yang agak panjang sebelum dapat memasuki sempadan sesuatu negara dan ini pastinya membantut perkembangan jaringan keahlian sesuatu syarikat MLM itu.

5. Maintenance yang membebankan dan tidak menjanjikan pulangan / keuntungan atau pulangan yang diperolehi tidak setimpal. Ini menyebabkan ahli2 tidak akan terus melakukan maintenance & seterusnya mengurangkan jualan / keuntungan syarikat dari masa ke semasa.

6. Saingan yang kuat kerana tiadanya keunikan & kelainan yang dibawa. Hampir semua syarikat MLM menawarkan sistem, pay plan & produk yang hampir sama dan tentunya ini meningkatkan saingan sesama sendiri. Tiada pembaharuan yang dikemukakan.

7. Insentif yang disediakan tidak berkonsepkan Perkongsian Keuntungan. Walau pun terdapat sebahagian syarikat berkonsep sedemikian tetapi agihan keuntungan tidak menyeluruh, hanya mementingkan sebahagian kecil ahli aktif dan mengabaikan sejumlah besar ahli2 setia yang tidak aktif menaja.

8. Sekali pun sesetengah syarikat MLM / bisnes jaringan itu menawarkan system auto downline / random spillover dan menyusun ahli2 dalam satu line ( powerline ) tetapi ahli2 masih diperlukan membuat tajaan atau memiliki side line untuk melayakkan mereka overriding bonus2 dari ahli yang disusun secara auto itu. Ini tentunya tidak membantu ahli2 yang tidak mampu membuat penajaan.

9. Hampir kesemua syarikat MLM / bisnes jaringan bergantung hampir 100% kepada kemasukan ahli baru serta maintenance / belian bulanan yang dibuat oleh ahli2 untuk mengaut keuntungan. Jika tiada kemasukan baru dan terhentinya jaringan, syarikat akan hadapi kesukaran untuk membuat keuntungan dan tentunya akan membantut pemberian bonus kepada ahli2. Kebergantungan syarikat kepada kemasukan ahli2 baru sangat tinggi dan ini tidak akan membantu syarikat untuk terus bertahan bila pertambahan keahlian terhenti atau jadi perlahan.

Men vs Love

How men change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you..
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

HOW BLESSED WE ARE TO BE A MUSLIM

HOW BLESSED WE ARE TO BE A MUSLIM!!!!!! !!

I say a simple 'salaam' to someone (instead of 'hi'),
I'm rewarded!

1. I smile at some one, I'm rewarded!

2. I say, 'sallallahualyhiwas salum' every time I hear the name
of our Prophet, I'm rewarded ten times for each one time!

3. I pray in masjid with jama (group), I'm 27 times rewarded.

4. I do wadu at home & walk towards Masjid also rewarded for each
step.

5. I teach my children good, I'm rewarded for all that I teach,
all that they practice and for all who do the same looking at my kids!

6. I read a word of Quran; I get ten times reward for each letter
of that word! (How much reward if we read a few pages everyday???? ?)

7. I begin anything with 'Bismillah' that action (good ones) of
mine is rewarded.

8. I wear my pant above my ankle, I'm rewarded.

9. I get rewarded for all the insult I take for wearing my pants
so! (More the criticism, heavier my balance on the day of judgment!!!)

10. I grow beard, I get rewarded.

11. I wear abaya and my friends copy me, I get rewarded for myself
and for what they do!

12. I delete mails concerning movies, film star, etc; I'm rewarded.

13. I 'think' of doing a good deed, I'm rewarded.

14. I do that good deed, I'm ten times rewarded!!!

15. I get sawab for all the bad, un-Islamic programs I never see on TV.

16. I get rewarded for all the bad songs & music I never hear! (And
just think how many songs are there 2day!)

17. I bother to read an Islamic message, I'm rewarded.

18. I bother to send such an msg, I'm rewarded.

19. I get rewarded for all the people I send it to! (Hey all I do is
'click'!!!)

20. I get Much more sawaab if I act according to the msg! (after
confirming it's the truth)

21. If I bother to confirm, find out if it's authentic? I get rewarded!

22. What if other people act according to what I sent? I get rewarded
for all good they get rewarded for

(life time reward!!!!!! !!!)

23. And what if those people forward it to other people and it goes
on? I keep getting reward for as long as it's circulated! (Reward even
after my death!!!)

24. Even if they just read and delete, I get rewarded!

25. I control my temper, I get rewarded.

26. I buy my kids chocolate, I get rewarded.

27. I buy a good Islamic cassette, I get rewarded.

28. We watch it together as a family, we get rewarded.

29. We act according to it, many, many times rewarded!!!! !!!!

30. I fear Allah and do not buy film CDs, I'm rewarded.

31. I do not go to Theatre, I'm rewarded.

32. I hold the glass with my right hand while drinking, I'm rewarded.

33. I go shopping dressed in Islamic way, I get rewarded.

34. I go to school/college/ work in proper clothing (Islamic way), I
get rewarded as many times as all the male/ female who do not cover
themselves properly!!!! !!

35. I write this, I get rewarded.

36. You read this, you get rewarded.

37. You mail this to all, we all get rewarded!!!! !!!!!! Subhanallah!

I have only mentioned little things…think of all the sawab u will
(Insha Allah) get for praying, fasting, Hajj, preaching, spreading
Islam……??????? SUBHANALLAH! !!!!!!

GLORIFY ALLAH ALWAYS…….

Subhanallah!

Allhamdulillah!

Allahuakbar!

Lahowla wolakuvatha illa billa!

May Allah make us all the winners of His Jannathul Firdous!

Ameen!