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The Life of Iranian President Ahmedinejad




The FoxNewsTV (USA) asked the Iranian President Ahmedinejad,

'When you look into the mirror in the morning what do you say to yourself'?

He answered: I see the person in the mirror and tell him 'Remember' you are no more than a small servant, ahead of you today is the heavy responsibility, and that is to serve the Iranian nation'.

Ahmedinejad, the Iranian President who astonished many when he first reached to the office of the Presidency by donating all the high valued Iranian carpets to one of the mosques in Tehran by replacing them with the low cost ordinary carpets. He observed that there was a huge extravagant lounge for receiving and welcoming the VIPs and he ordered it to be closed and asked the protocol office to arrange for an ordinary room only with wooden chairs.

On many instances he joins the cleaning staff of the municipality for cleaning the streets in the area where his home and the Presidency are located.

Under his authority whenever he appoints any minister to his post he gets a signed document from him with many points particularly highlighting that he shall remain poor and that his personal and his relatives accounts will be watched and the day he leaves the ministry shall be with dignity, and therefore it is not lawful for him or his relatives to take any advantage of his office. First of all he declared himself for all the 'Big' wealth and the property he owned was a Peugeot 504 car, model 1977, an old small house inherited from his father 40-years ago in one of the poorest zones in Tehran . His accounts with a zero balance and the only money comes in to his a/c was from his salary from the university as a lecturer with an amount of US$ 250 only.

For your info rmation the President still lives in that same house. This is all what he owns; the president of one of the world's important countries; strategically, economically, politically and with regard to its oil and defense. He even doesn't take his personal salary with the argument that all the wealth belongs to the nation and he is the safeguard over it.
One of the things that impressed the staff at the presidency is the bag the President brings with him every day, which contains his breakfast; some sandwiches or bread with olive oil and cheese prepared by his wife and eats and enjoys it with all happiness.

One of the other things he changed was his personal carrier 'the President's Aircraft' to a cargo aircraft in order to save the spending from the public treasury and he ordered that he will be flying with the ordinary airline in the economy class.. He organizes meetings every now and then with all the ministers to know their activities and efficiency and he closed down the office of the Manager of the president and any minister can enter to his office without any permission. He also stopped the welcome ceremonies like the red carpet, the photo session or any personal advertisement or respect of any kind while visiting any place in the country.

Whenever he has to stay in any of the hotels he asks them to make sure not to give him a room with any big bed because he doesn't like to sleep on beds but rather likes to sleep on the floor on a simple mattress with a blanket..

Refer to some of the photographs which also confirm the above. The Iranian president is sleeping in the guest room of his house after getting away from his special guards who follow him wherever he goes and photo is taken by his small brother according to the Wifaq Newspaper which published this photo and the next day the photo was published in most of the world's newspapers and magazines and particularly the Americans. During the prayer you can see that he is not sitting in the first row. And the final photo is of his dining room where the president is busy eating his simple meal.

THE WEDDING TEST

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'


I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!


With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car

Human body

Read until the end.....


It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A wman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Joke a bit

Prospective Employer to Applicant: 'So why did you leave your previous job?'
Applicant: 'The company relocated and they did not tell me where!'

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Wife: 'Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him.'
Radio Host: 'Ok, go ahead!'
Wife: 'Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours.'

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Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past
tense of BIRDS FLY?

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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . . that you have your MP3 player on your ears !

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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do.
He said:'GO TO HELL', that's why I came home early.

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1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said 'what is that you are wearing?, it's all crumpled!!'

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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards

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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not t rue! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!

Quote of the day

"Whatever you give a women, she will make greater

If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

5 DON'TS when you are sleeping.

1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.


2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.


3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mo! bile phone near you, switch it off first.


4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

Lastly.....


5 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up again. : )

Kenapa Kebanyakan Syarikat MLM Gagal??

Anda seorang ahli MLM atau anda ada terfikir untuk menyertai syarikat
MLM??

Sila baca laporan ini terlebih dahulu:

1. Pasaran terbatas dan cepat tepu. Bisnes jaringan banyak bergantung kepada perkembangan ahli2. Bagaimana keahlian boleh berkembang besar jika pasaran bagi sesuatu syarikat itu amat terhad disekitar “ local market “ saja.

2. Pelan pemasaran tidak cukup pintar dan tidak berkonsepkan “ satu untuk semua & semua untuk satu “. Kemasukan satu unit ahli baru hanya memberi sumbangan kepada sebahagian ahli diatas dan tidak kepada keseluruhan ahli yang ada dalam jaringan. Begitu juga maintenance / belian yang dilakukan oleh setiap ahli dalam syarikat tersebut tidak memberi sumbangan secara menyeluruh kepada keseluruhan ahli sebaliknya hanya menguntungkan mereka2 yang terdahulu yang berada dalam rangkaian tertentu. Dengan kata lain, pelan pemasaran tersebut berkonsepkan pecah & belah yang menyebabkan wujud ribuan jaringan berasingan dalam sistem geneologi syarikat tersebut. Pelan sebegini sebenarnya tidak menguntungkan ahli2 terkemudian sekalipun ia bercirikan auto spillover ( sistem limpahan auto ).

3. Insentif yang disediakan bersifat “ yoyo “ iaitu tidak tetap dan boleh berkurangan sekali pun seseorang ahli itu setia dan lama bersama syarikat tersebut. Sewajarnya semakin lama seseorang ahli itu setia, maka bonus seharusnya semakin bertambah dari masa ke semasa tetapi ini tidak berlaku dalam hampir semua syarikat mlm yang ada.

4. Produk yang kurang bersesuaian dan sukar untuk menembusi pasaran luar / global kerana terikat dengan peraturan & polisi sesuatu negara. Produk sebegini ( khususnya produk fizikal ) memerlukan masa yang agak panjang sebelum dapat memasuki sempadan sesuatu negara dan ini pastinya membantut perkembangan jaringan keahlian sesuatu syarikat MLM itu.

5. Maintenance yang membebankan dan tidak menjanjikan pulangan / keuntungan atau pulangan yang diperolehi tidak setimpal. Ini menyebabkan ahli2 tidak akan terus melakukan maintenance & seterusnya mengurangkan jualan / keuntungan syarikat dari masa ke semasa.

6. Saingan yang kuat kerana tiadanya keunikan & kelainan yang dibawa. Hampir semua syarikat MLM menawarkan sistem, pay plan & produk yang hampir sama dan tentunya ini meningkatkan saingan sesama sendiri. Tiada pembaharuan yang dikemukakan.

7. Insentif yang disediakan tidak berkonsepkan Perkongsian Keuntungan. Walau pun terdapat sebahagian syarikat berkonsep sedemikian tetapi agihan keuntungan tidak menyeluruh, hanya mementingkan sebahagian kecil ahli aktif dan mengabaikan sejumlah besar ahli2 setia yang tidak aktif menaja.

8. Sekali pun sesetengah syarikat MLM / bisnes jaringan itu menawarkan system auto downline / random spillover dan menyusun ahli2 dalam satu line ( powerline ) tetapi ahli2 masih diperlukan membuat tajaan atau memiliki side line untuk melayakkan mereka overriding bonus2 dari ahli yang disusun secara auto itu. Ini tentunya tidak membantu ahli2 yang tidak mampu membuat penajaan.

9. Hampir kesemua syarikat MLM / bisnes jaringan bergantung hampir 100% kepada kemasukan ahli baru serta maintenance / belian bulanan yang dibuat oleh ahli2 untuk mengaut keuntungan. Jika tiada kemasukan baru dan terhentinya jaringan, syarikat akan hadapi kesukaran untuk membuat keuntungan dan tentunya akan membantut pemberian bonus kepada ahli2. Kebergantungan syarikat kepada kemasukan ahli2 baru sangat tinggi dan ini tidak akan membantu syarikat untuk terus bertahan bila pertambahan keahlian terhenti atau jadi perlahan.

Men vs Love

How men change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you..
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

Advice from Warren Buffet

Here’s some advice all of us need but most of us can’t follow!

Every new year, I adopt a couple of old maxims as my beacons to guide my
future. This self-prescribed therapy has ensured that with each passing
year, I grow wiser and not older. This year, I invite you to tap into the
financial wisdom of our elders along with me, and become financially wiser.


Spending: If you buy things you don't need, you'll soon sell things you need.
Savings: Don't save what is left after spending; spend what is left after saving.
Hard work: All hard work brings profit; but mere talk leads only to poverty.
Laziness: A sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.
Earnings: Never depend on a single source of income.
Borrowings: The borrower becomes the lender's slave.
Accounting: It's no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking.
Auditing: Beware of little expenses; a small leak can sink a large ship.
Risk-taking: Never test the depth of the river with both feet.
Investment: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

I'm certain that those who have already been practicing these principles remain financially healthy.

I'm equally confident that those who resolve to start practicing these principles will quickly regain their financial health.

Let us become wiser and lead a happy, healthy, prosperous and peaceful life.

:Warren Buffet:

Resipi

AIR ASAM MANGGA ( Untuk IKAN PARI BAKAR )


Bahan-bahan
1 biji mangga muda [parut]
5 tangkai cili merah
10 tangkai ciliapi
4 cm belacan
1/2 cawan air asam jawa
Cara Memasak
1. Masukkan semua bahan kecuali mangga dalam blender dan mesinkan sekejpa.
2. Masukkan dalam mangkuk dan gaulkan dengan mangga muda.
3. Hidangkan dengan ikan bakar.


IKAN BAKAR TOMYAM

Bahan-bahan
2 ekor ikan selar
daun limau purut
jus limau nipis atau kasturi
aluminium foil

Bahan Mesin
3 biji cili merah
5 biji ciliapi
3 tangkai serai
1 biji tomato
garam
Cara Memasak
1. Gaulkan semua bahan mesin dan letakkan dalam aluminium foil.
2. Letakkan ikan dan daun limau purut. Bungkus kemas.
3. Bakar diatas dapur atau dalam oven suhu 200'C selama 20 minit.
4. Perahkan limau semasa menghidang.





IKAN 3 RASA

Bahan-bahan
1 ekor ikan bawal atau siakap [bersihkan dan kelar kedua belah badan]
Tepung jagung [untuk salut ikan]
1 labu bawang besar ] mayang
2 ulas bawang putih ]
1 s/b halia
Minyak untuk goring ikan

Bahan Sos
½ cawan sos toamto
3 s/b sos cili
3 s/b sos tiram
3 s/b air
1 s/k gula

Bahan Hiasan
1 pokok daun bawang [potong 3 - 4 cm]
2 biji cili merah ]
2 biji cili hijau ] mayang
2 biji buah tomato [belah 4
Cara Memasak
1. Sapukan tepung jagung disekeliling ikan.
2. Gorengkan ikan dalam minyak yg banyak sehingga masak dn kuning keeemasan. Angkat dan letakkan dalam pingan hidangan.
3. Keluarkan minyak dan tinggalkan 2 s/b minyak untuk tumis bahan sos sehingga wangi.
4. Kacau rata sehingga mendideh. Masukkan bahan hiasan dan tutup api.
5. Curahkan kuah sos keatas ikan didalam pinggan hidangan.





HATI GORENG BEREMPAH

Bahan-bahan
300 gm hati lembu [ potong kecil & nipis]
2 biji bawang besar - dihiris bulat2
2 biji tomato buah [belah 4
3 biji lada hijau [potong 2 serung]
5 urat kacang panjang [potong pendek]
kobis bulat [potong kasar]
daun kari
minyak
garam

Bahan mesin
3 cm halia
5 ulas bawang merah
3 ulas bawang putih
2 s/b rempah kari daging
1 s/b jintan manis
Cara Memasak
1. Panaskan minyak dan tumiskan daun kari . Masukkan bahan mesin dan kacau sehingga naik minyak.
2. Masukkan hati lembu.. Kacau sebati dan biarkan reneh sehingga naik minyak.
3. Masukkan kacang panjang dan kobis.
4. Masukkan bawang hiris, lada hijau, tomato dan garam.
5. Kacau lagi dan biarkan naik minyak semula.
6. Hidangkan dengan nasi atau roti.

NOTA:
sesuai untuk masakan orang semasa mengandung dan juga dalam pantang melahirkan anak..


DAGING GORENG LADA HITAM

Bahan-bahan
500 gm daging lembu [potong kecil dan nipis]
2 s/b kicap pekat
2 s/b tepung jagung ] bancuh
1 cawan air ]
2 s/b lada hitam [tumbuk]
3 s/b minyak untuk menumis
garam secukup rasa...

bahan tumis [mayangkan/hiriskan]
5 ulas bawang merah/kecil
2 ulas bawang putih
1 inci halia
1 labu bawang besar

bahan hiasan
2 tangkai daun sup ]
2 tangkai daun bawang ]potong 1 inci
1 biji tomato [belah 6]
2 biji cili merah
2 biji cili hijau
Cara Memasak
1. Panaskan minyak dan tumiskan bahan tumis sehingga wangi dan layu.
2. Masukkan daging dan gorengkan sehingga daging lembut.
3. Masukkan bancuhan air tepung jagung dan kicap pekat.
4. Masakkan sehingga pekat dan masukkan bahan hiasan.
5. Angkat dan hidangkan dengan nasi atau roti.





SUP TULANG ala MAMAK

Bahan-bahan
1 kg tulang
2 s/b minyak makan
3 s/b rempah sup/kurma [bancuh dgn air sikit]
4 biji kentang [belah 4]
1 batang carrot [potong kecil]
1 pokok daun sup dan daun bawang [hiriskan]
1 batang serai [ketuk]
2 biji tomato [belah 4]
garam
bawang goreng
air secukupnya

Bahan tumbuk
7 ulas bawang merah
3 ulas bawang putih
3 sm halia
1 s/k lada hitam

Bahan rempah tumis
1 inci kulit kayu manis
2 kuntum bunga lawang
5 kuntum bunga cengkih
2 biji buak pelaga
Cara Memasak
1. Tulang dipotongkan kecil. Basuh dan toskan.
2. Panaskan minyak dan tumiskan bahan tumbuk dan rempah tumis.
3. Masukkan rempah sup/kurma, tulang, serai dan kacau rata.
4. Rebuskan sehingga daging di ulang betul-betul lembut.
5. Masukkan kentang, carrot, air dan garam. Biarkan mendideh.
6. Biarkan reneh sehingga kentang dan carrot lembut.
7. Tutup api dan masukkan tomato.
8. Masukkan dalam mangkuk hidangan dan taburkan bawang goreng dan daun sup & daun bawang





RENDANG TOK

Bahan-bahan
1 kg daging [potong sebesar 3 inci]
2 cawan santan pekat [1 biji kelapa]
1/2 cawan kerisik
1/2 biji kelapa [dipotong nipis] >> kakliza x masukkan sebab anak2 tak suka..
3 s/b gula merah
3 keping asam keping
Daun kunyit [koyakkan]
garam

Bahan mesin
2 s/b ketumbar
1 s/b jintan manis
1 s/b jintan putih
1 s/b lada hitam
3 kuntum bunga lawang
5 kuntum bunga cengkih
25 biji cili kering
20 biji bawang merah
5 cm halia
5 batang serai
3 cm lengkuas
Cara Memasak
1. Masukkan semua bahan kecuali daun kunyit, kerisik dan asam keping dalam kuali.
2. Masakkan dengan api perlahan sehingga pekat dan naik minyak.
3. Bila telah pekat masukkan daun kunyit, asam keping dan kerisik. Kacau rata.
4. Masakkan lagi sehinggan naik minyak dan cukup pekat. [sebaiknya keringkan sikit rendang ni]
5. Hidangkan.





DAGING MASAM MANIS

Bahan-bahan
500 daging [hiris nipis]
5 s/b sos tomato
5 s/b sos cili
kunyit
garam
minyak

Bahan Hiris
1 labu bawang besar
3 ulas bawang putih
3 cm halia
2 biji cili merah
2 biji cili hijau
Cara Memasak
1. Perapkan daging dengan sedikit garam dan kunyit sebentar.
2. Panaskan minyak dan masukkan daging.Goreng sehingga lembut.
3. Masukkan sos tomato dan sos cili.
4. Masukkan pula bahan hiris. Kacau dan gaul sebati.
5. Angkat dan hidangkan.





RENDANG SOTONG

Bahan-bahan
500 gm sotong sederhana
1 biji kelapa
2 s/b kerisik
daun limau purut
daun kunyit [jika suka]
garam
gula
minyak

Bahan mesin
20 tangkai cili kering
10 biji bawang merah
3 ulas bawang putih
3 batang serai
3 sm lengkuas
3 sm halia
2 sm kunyit hidup
Cara Memasak
1. Bersihkan sotong.Buangkan kulitnya dan basuh. Toskan kering.
2. Panaskan minyak dan tumiskan bahan emsin sehingga naik minyak
3. amsukkan santan, kerisek, daun limau dan daun kunyit.
4. Kacau sekali sekala dan biarkan sampai naik minyak dan pekat dan agak kering.
5. Masukkan sotong dan janggutnya [kepalanya]. Rasakan garam dan masukkan sedikit gula.
6. Masakkan sekejap dan biarkan sampai naik minyak . Jangan terlalu lama nanti sotong akan liat.
7. Angkat dan hidangkan.





Sambal Udang & Petai

Bahan-bahan
500 gm udang [buangkan kulit dan bersihkan]
30 biji buah petai
1 labu bawang besar [potong gelang]
½ cawan jus asam jawa
3 s/b sos tomato
Minyak
Garam
Gula

Bahan Mesin
20 tangkai cili kering
10 biji bawang merah
2 ulas bawang putih
Cara Memasak
1. Panaskan minyak dan tumiskan bahan mesin sehingga naik minyak.
2. Masukkan jus asam jawa dan sos tomato. Kacau rata dn biarkan sehingga naik minyak.
3. Masukkan udang, petai , bawang besar dan garam serta sedikit gula. Masakkan sehingga pekat dengan api kecil.
4. Bila dah nampak pekat boleh tutup api dan masukkan dalam mangkuk hidangan.





SWEET-SOUR KETAM

Bahan-bahan
4 ekor ketam [potong 2 dan bersihkan]
3 s/b minyak masak
3 s/besar sos cili
6 s/b sos tomato
1 cawan air
1 s/k garam
1 s/b gula
1/2 cawan nenas - jika suka [dipotong dadu]
2 biji tomato [dibelah]
1 biji telur [pukul sikit]
1 pokok daun bawang [mayang 1 inci]

Bahan hiris
2 ulas bawang putih
1 labu bawang besar
Cara Memasak
1. Panaskan minyak dan tumiskan bahan hiris sehingga wangi.
2. Masukkan air, sos cili, sos tomato dan ketam. Biarkan mendideh.
3. Masukkan garam dan gula sedikit.
4. Masukkan telur dan kacau sikit. Biarkan mendideh.
5. Masukkan buah tomato dan nenas dan kacau rata.
6. Bila dah nampak pekat masukkan daun bawang dan angkat.
7. Masukkan dalam pinggan besar..

PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)

PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM
machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The
ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you
placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to
The robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.

This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is
seldom used because people don't know it exists.

Please pass this along to everyone possible.

SUNITA WILLIAMS EMBRACED ISLAM

Dear All,

Assalamualaikum...! An important message to all Muslim brothers and sisters : Sunita Williams ( First Indian woman who went on a space journey few months back) accepted "ISLAM" Masha Allah, bcoz when they were on the moon, they saw towards EARTH, the entire EARTH looked dark, but 2 places on the EARTH GLITER ED & looked like SPARKS (Roshni) . They were shocked to see that and saw them with the help of telescope and came to know that those two places were "MAKKAH" and "MADINAH" Masha Allah !. Then they decided that after reaching to earth they'll accept "ISLAM". Thats y they reached safely following this glitering light. So be proud to a muslim and forward it to all like fire. Allah Hafiz...!

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته ..

اخواني أخواتي .. هذه رسالة هامة لكل المسلمين في جميع أنحاء العالم :

سونيتا ويليامز.. ( أول إمرأة هندية ذهبت في رجلة للفضاء قبل بضعة أشهر ) أسلمت والحمد لله بسبب تلك الزيارة فأثناء تواجدها على القمر ومراقبتها للأرض كانت الأرض مظلمة بإستثناء منطقتين كانتا تشعان ضوءاً كالشرار .. وقد صدموا أنذاك لرؤية هذا المنظر وقد ساعدهم في ذلك إستخدام التليسكوب لتقريب الرؤيا.. وعلموا بعد ذلك أن المنطقتين لم تكونا سوى المدينة المنورة ومكة المكرمة.. ومن بعدها قرروا أن يعلنوا إسلامهم عند وصولهم للأرض.. لذلك كن فخوراً بكونك مسلماً وقم بغعادة إرسال هذا الخبر لأكبر عدد ممكن.. والله من وراء القصد




Subhanallah.....

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Please send this message to every muslim you know...ASAP!
If you dont...A Muslim(s) around the world could be receiving false information about Islam which you know about, so I would send this messages as soon as you have read it...

Beware of the following websites:
1. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.answering-islam.org
2. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.aboutislam.com
3. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.thequran.com
4. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.allahassurance.com
These sites have been developed by Jews .

Who Intentionally are spreading wrong information about the QURAN , the HADITH and ISLAM itself.


Please spread this information To all the Muslim brothers and sisters around the world. The list of traced anti Islamic websites on the name of Islam is -

Anti Islaamic Sites
List of anti Islaamic sites and Exposé of 3 sites posting false convert stories
Exposé of three sites posting false convert stories
1. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.islamreview.com
This site has posted fake stories of how Muslims converted to Christianity. How do I know? Read the following excerpt from one of the stories:
First the 'convert' says: (emphasis added)
In the end, I managed to convince my mother, as it was for Allah and I joined the Islamic College.. Having graduated as an ustaz, I was soon posted to my neighbourhood…
And then:
My trip to Mecca for the Haj (pilgrimage) was tiring but eventful. I did not have the rare opportunity to see inside the holy Kabah and the holy idols inside, which Prophet Muhammud had helped to place, as explained in Bukhari's Hadith
An Ustaz (scholar) i n Islaamic Studies is saying that there are idols inside the Kabah and that too placed by Muhammad (saw) himself!?!?!
This clearly shows that the author is deliberately trying to spread misinformation about Islaam and wants to convey to possible reverts to Islaam that it is religion of idol worship.
In fact most of the Christian sites use this tactic of false convert stories but it's not always possible to prove it

2. < A href="http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.faithfreedom.org%2F" target=_blank>http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.faithfreedom.org%2F
AlhamduliLlaah I was able to catch another site posting fake stories of Muslims leaving Islaam. See the false information imparted here. That the attempt is deliberate is known through the claim that the 'convert' has done detailed study about the topic.
For Islamic Education, I had to s tudy about marriage in detail to do well. So, I learnt all the stuff and got the highest grade anyone can get for Islamic Education. And guess what? Because I know it so well, I know that there is a lot of discrimination against women in Islam. Things like a father and grandfather can marry a girl/woman to whomever they want even if the girl/woman doesn't want to marry that person… In addition, I learned things like women couldn't be witnesses in Syariah Courts and things like that
The first point here is a total lie whereas the second is a distorted version of the truth.

3. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.answering-islam.org%2FTestimonies%2Fyounathan.html
Here's yet another extract from a false convert story aimed at spreading misinformation about Islaam.
As I started thinking about my life and the Quran, I realized all Muslims, even the prophet Muhammad, wou ld go to Hell for certain sins they committed in their lifetime.
This is a common ploy of the Christian Missionaries. They first inform gullible victims that Jesus (God) is Love and just by believing in the Crucifixion, you will be assured of Paradise. Whereas the concept of God in Islaam is so harsh that no one will be spared from Hell and that even Prophet Muhammad (saw) was not sure of where he would end up. For this purpose they quote an ayat of the Qur'aan out of context. Here there have gone a step further by saying that even our beloved Prophet (saw) would have to go through hell. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Anti Islaamic Sites under misleading names
4. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.muslimhope.com%2F
5. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.islameyat.com%2F
6. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.islamreview..com
7. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.muhammadanism.com%2F
8. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://thespiritofislam.com%2Findex.html
9. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.abrahamic-faith.com%2F
10. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.gnfcw.com%2F
11. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.knowislam.info%2Fdrupal%2Fmno
12. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.homa.org%2F
13. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.thequran.com
14. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.Allahassurance.com
15. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.mosque.com
16. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://thespiritofislam.com%2Findex.html
17. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.newislam.org%2F
Anti Islaamic Site s apparent even by name
18. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.islam-exposed.org%2F
19. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://answering-islam.org.uk%2F
20. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.answeringinfidels.com
21. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.islamundressed.com%2F
22. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.studytoanswer.net%2Fmyths_ch1.html
23. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.challenging-islam.org%2Fsubmissions%2Fshariah.htm
24. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.answering-islam.org
25. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.islamundressed.com
26. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.exmuslim.com%2F
27. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.answeringinfidels.com
28. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.gnfcw.com%2F
29. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.dhimmi...com%2F
30. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.chick.com%2Finformation%2Freligions%2Fislam%2F
31. < font size="1" face="Verdana">www.acage.org/
32. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.apostatesofislam.com%2F
33. http: http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://%2F%2Fwww.secularislam.org%2F
34. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.muslim-refusenik.com%2F
35. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.icapi.org%2F
36. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.he http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://setsfree.org%2F
37. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.letusreason.org%2FIslamdir.htm
38. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.kafirnation.com%2F
39. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.jihadwatch.org
40. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://www.anti-cair-net.org%2F
41. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://apostatesofislam.com%2F
42. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://challenging-islam.org%2F
Always check the source of any Islamic web site even if it is very convincing

A FAKE AMERICAN QURAAN


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Above: 'The True Furqan'



PLEASE DO NOT ignore this, send it to as many muslims as u can.

The new AMERICAN Quran: a dangerous trick A new Quran
is being distributed in Kuwait , titled 'The True
Furqan'. It is being described as the ayats of the
Shaytan and Al-Furqan weekly magazine has found out
that the two A merican printing companies;'Omega 2001'
and 'Wine Press' are involved in the publishing of
'The True Furqan', a book which has also been titled
'The 21st Century Quran'! It is over 366 pages and is
inboth the Arabic and English languages...it is being
distributed to our children in Kuwait in the private

English schools! The book contains 77 Surats, which
include Al-Fatiha, Al-Jana and Al-Injil. Instea d of
Bismillah, each Surat begins with a longer vesion of
this incorporating the Christian belief of the three
spirits.

And
this so! called Quran opposes many Islamic
beliefs. in one of its ayats it describes having more
than one wife as fornication, divorce being
non-permissable and it uses a new system for the
sharing out of the will, opposing the current one. It
states that Jihad is HARAAM.

This book even goes as far as attacking Allah,
Subhanahu wa Tahala!

All this is poisoning our children at approx. $3.

Brothers and Sisters please make sure you forward this
email to as many people as possible so that we can
stop this dangerous trick.

Please tell everyone you know and may Allah reward you.

some writing...

Wonderful Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and
Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.


Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine
willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from
the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied
by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a
way thateverybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.


Conference Room: A place where everybody talks
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....
except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before
elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get
to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you
know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself
during life, to be wise

Warren Buffet

Interesting Aspects

Live Life to the Fullest............

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second
richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very
interesting aspects of his life:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha ,
that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has
everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies.
He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals
for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.
He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any
of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time
after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.
8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only
5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with
Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But
when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates
became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and
Remember:
A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in need rather.
F. After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our life."

MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Hope this will enlighten your day..
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when
the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up
her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way..
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!'
says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas
and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,
'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you
and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and
found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the

tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the
tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Anda Skola tahun 80an....................Sila Baca!

Anda Skola tahun 80an....................Sila Baca!

untuk bacaan pada masa lapang...
enjoy...sure korang teringat balik zaman2 skolah
dulu...

tanda-tanda anda bayi tahun 80-an:

kita membesar dgn menonton G-Force, He-man,
Transformers, Thundercats,
Silver Hawk, Woody Woodpecker, Chipmunks and
Mickey Mouse. Not to
forget
Ninja Turtles, Mask, Smurfs dan Voltron.

berus gigi time waktu rehat kat skolah
rendah?.hmm, mesti pegang
cawan
warna-warni kan. mencangkung kat tepi parit dgn
classmates semua kat
seblah...

ingat tak, misi kat skolah masuk kelas dgn list dentist
appointment.
pastu
bunyi gigi member kite kene gerudi kat bilik sebelah.
ada gigi yang
berlubang, kene laa tampal.

ni sure korang igt...program minum susu di skolah.
nak galakkan budak2
time
tuh minum susu. sekotak 30 sen jek beb...

cikgu2 kalau nak denda, mesti guna pembaris
panjang warna kuning tu.
pukul
tapak tangan...kan?

semangkuk mi sup ke, mihun sup ke, 50 sen jek kat
kantin.

Hankyu Jaya, Yaohan - shopping complex yang
popular utk meluangkan masa
dgn
family. ni for those yg dok KL laa

time skolah menengah, korang sure beli kasut skolah
Bata BM Turbo atau
Pallas Jazz.
ada yang suka kasut high-cut yang buatan china
tu...ada yang suka
stoking
tebal laaa...

internet? email? mendalah ape tu?

CD? ape tu? kaset tape penah laa dgr. tiket wayang
pun 5 inggit je.

kite pegi kedai runcit, beli Chickerdis, Mamee , Kum
Kum, UFO, O-Ya,
Ding
Dang chocolate balls yang ada mainan kat dlm
die, 'telur' keras warna
warni, 'rokok' chewing gum, KIKI Bubble Gum.

tak dilupakan, 'Ti Kam'.
bile dah abih exam, main Monopoly la, Donkey la,
Happy Family laa dlm
class.

tapi bunyi loceng laa yang paling best skali. boleh beli
aiskrim ngan
apek
kat luar skola tuh...

lagi satu loceng masa nak pegi rehat. tinggal kan keje
skolah, jom kita
pegi makan. budak2 yg dpt Rancangan Makanan
Tambahan (RMT) mesti kluar
awal.

lagi satu yang seronok mase time Pendidikan
Jasmani, PJ. main bola laa,
rounders laa...

permainan kegemaran, main guli, batu seremban,
penutup botol, batang
aiskrim, 'Pepsi Cola one-two-three', 'Police & Sentry',
kejar2 duduk...

kita hilangkan dahaga dgn aiskrim 10 sen. yang tube
aiskrim, ada byk2
color
tu. kalau nak makan, kene patahkan kat tengah2 die!

lipat kertas kecik2, pastuh buat lastik. hmmm..ni pun
kita main dulu
ni.
baling2 kapur laa.

hmm...budak2 kat university skarang, kebanyakan
nye lahir thn 1987/88.
skarang digelar 'remaja'.

bagi diorg, diorg mane penah dgr lagu 'We Are the
World, We Are the
Children...' dan lagu 'Uptown Girl' yang diorg tau, yg
Westlife
nyanyi....bkn Billy Joel nyanyi...

bagi diorg, ada satu je Jerman kat dunia ni, dan ade
satu je
Vietnam.

AIDS wujud sejak diorg lahir.

CD pun wujud time diorg lahir.

Michael Jackson dah putih dah time tu.

Diorg percaya Spiderman dgn Incredible Hulk tu
filem2 baru.

Diorg tak bley bayangkan skrin hitam putih utk
sebuah komputer.

Diorg tak penah tau pun 'Atari' dgn 'Game & Watch'.

Diorg tak percaya penah ada TV hitam putih...dan
diorg skarang tak reti
nak
switch on TV kalau xde remote control.

dan diorg tak paham macam mane kite boleh survive
dkt universiti tanpa
handphone...

hmm...jom kite check, kite ni dah tua ke:

1. korg paham ape yang korang baca kat atas ni, dan
korg sure tersenyum

2. kebanyakan member2 skolah menengah kite dah
kawin

3. korg sure pelik bile nengok bdak2 kecik main
komputer, selamba je

4. kita geleng kepala bile nengok bdak2 skolah
menengah guna handphone

5. kita dah tak byk sembang2 dgn member melalui
telefon lagi setiap
hari

6. bile jumpe member lame dari semasa ke semasa,
seronok bile
bersembang
pasal cerite2 lame, cerite2 kelakar yang kite alami
mase dulu time
kecik2,
nakal2 dulu...

7. last skali, bile dah bace email ni, korang akan
terpikir utk
forwardkan
dkt member2 lame korg. Sure diorg suke punye
laa...hehehe

Yaa, kite pun dah semakin tua!!

Teringat zaman2 dulu kan?

Cheers to the 80s babies!!!


Kalau nak cerita masa tahun 80an mmg best.... masa kecik2....

Masih ingat lagi TV hitam putih ayah kecik jek.. pastu sbb umah takde
letrik so sambung wire kat bateri kereta.. pastu kene slalu cas plak
tuh...

masih ingat lagi ibu/ayah dok pam lampu gas... pastu siap buat show kat
aku
ngan adik.. letak spirit sikit atas lantai pastu cucuh api... aku ngan
adik
pun mesti bersorak seronok.. pastu ibu cepat2 padamkan api tuh... tu pun
dah kira hebatlah utk aku masa tuh...

kalau umah atok aku TV canggih sikit, besar, siap ada pintu, berkaki 4
lagi... pastu kalau nak ubah chanel kene putar .. punyalah susah...
ketat
gile....

korang pernah tak tgk Donny & Marie show... itu rancangan feveret aku
tuh..
masa tu umur aku baru 6 tahun.... makcik2 aku yg masa tu remaja tgk
cerita
stucky & Hard la, Hard 2 hard, charlie Angle.. dan cerita chief (cerita
polis bawak motor besar).. itu cerita feveret adik aku tuh...

korang ingat tak cerita isaura (cerita brazil)... cerita yg meletup masa
zaman aku skolah rendah dulu.. lagu tema dia lagu Francesca Peter...
(terkurung dalam bayangan.. harapan menjadi debu.. begitulah hatiku...
akibat cinta luka.. tersiksa diri) . aku rasa itulah pelopor cerita
telenovela yg dialihkan bahasa kat malaysia nie...

masa dah darjah 5-6 sibuk pulak zaman break dance... budak2 lelaki
sibuklah
blaja break dance dengan lagu beat-it (MJ).. sampai tergeliat tanganlah
aku tgk... tu bagi yg dah akil baligh laa.. bg yg lambat sikit masih nak
main patung He-Man (I'm He-Man.. jerit sambil pegang pedang).. ataupun
Thundercat ( Thunder thunder thunder cat hooo)... She-Ra la.. mcm2 la...
kalau anak org kaya dptlah merasa main game watch ngan basikal BMX....

Bila skolah menengah.. fesyen budak pompuan masa tuh pakai baju kurung
labuh.. kain nampak sejengkal jek.. rambut ala2 Jonjet... yg budak
lelaki
pakai seluar ketat... rambut ala2 Bros atau Vanilla Ice, (siap ade line
kat
tepi telinga. mmg nak kene hempuk ngan cikgu displin).. ckp ngan kawan
pun 'gua, lu'... (kira ganaslah tuh).. pastu layan lagu rock jiwang...
lagu
kumpulan febian (dinginnya dimalam ini.. suasana pilu.. terkenang daku
kembali.. sejarah silam...) ish ish..jiwang..... lagu omputeh yg femes
gile.. lagu ice2 baby.. u can't touch this... (siap dgn sluar baggy dia
tuh)....

kalau cerita pasal teknologi.. handphone yg pertama aku tgk masa aku
tingkatan 3/4.. ada pembantu makmal skolah yg anggek tu tayang
mobilephone
(nama hp masa tuh) sikit punya beso mcm breifcase... pastu kluar plak yg
mcm botol air tu tegak psegi siap boleh letak atas meja.. cewah berdiri
megah je.. mmg kembang kempislah hidung sapa yg ade hp masa tuh kan...
pastu line pun 010 ngan mobikom 018... bila dah makin maju dan ade byk
rangkaian telefon.. ade GSM ngan PCN plak... nak beli hp GSM mmg tak
mampu.. dpt beli pcn pun dah kira hebat gak lah...

komputer.. merasa jugaklah pakai yg dos tu... masa tu tak pandai lagi..
main tekan2 jek... window ngan apple macintosh ke apa tah nama komputer
masa tuh.. ada 2 jenis tak silap...

dulu sapa ada video... dah kira hebat tuh... harga video masa tu seribu
lebih... besar duit seribu masa tahun 80an... masa tu kalau nak tgk
video
pglah umah jiran..

Dah terlalu banyak zaman berubah... makin jauh kita tinggalkan zaman
kanak2
dan remaja kita... sedar2 nanti kita dah beruban.. dah terbongkok... mmg
terasa rindu sgt bila teringatkan zaman kanak2 main pondok2 ngan adik..
zaman sekolah2 menyanyi/bersembang dgn kawan2... menyakat cikgu.. tau2
dah
2-3 org kawan2 yg dah kembali keRahmatullah... kita tah bila.... untuk
semua yg sebaya ngan aku.... lagu ini utk korang semua.. lagu zaman kita
remaja...

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